VIP access

[zokah]

The VIP section is no longer open to the general public. The qualification limit has been set at 250+ posts now. This may be subject to further change, up or down who knows? :D
So if you do have access to it congrats and from now please only post larger vids there.
If you don't have access you probably have 2 options
1/ start posting more
2/ bribe Raven

[jimmmy01]

dude!! I thought members of the previous forum had priviliges

[jimmmy01]

I have to post another 140 post to rejoin the vip section, whenmost of my stuff comes from here!

[lickateesplit]

I have to post another 140 post to rejoin the vip section, whenmost of my stuff comes from here!

See how easy it is, you just made two post in two minutes. :D As to your first question, I'll have to let Zokah answer that.

[xavier_cross31]

and How exactly do we go about bribing Raven... is there a donation link somewhere... :D

[Bodhizapha]

boo hisss.....boo hiss

[Bodhizapha]

damn...I gots 101 more to go...crap

[Stupid]

OK here we go. . .

[zokah]

There use to be a link to donate but I think there was some problem with paypal not liking porn. So if you want to bribe Raven I suggest you contact him via PM. I know he will accept cash and probably blowjobs or buttsekz - from males as well as females.
If you have already bribed him @ the old joint contact him and remind him of that.

A bit of postwhoring won't hurt, the place needs to become more active. But if you are going to do it just make sure you do it correctly

http://images1.filecloud.com/387752/postwhoring.jpg

[Stupid]

Everybody now........

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/MrWright/Just%20Funny/postwhore.gif

[zokah]

I'd rather do the dance your avatar is doing :D

[drizzt]

NOOOOO you guys revoked my access?!?!

[zokah]

j00 need to make 97 posts real quick :p

[Born Insane]

Zok... please... don't tell them to get 250 real quick. Then we get 1 word replies to every single thread in the forum. And then... silence.

[fundood]

Posh! You can try to take my status away but I'll never let it go!

[zokah]

Zok... please... don't tell them to get 250 real quick. Then we get 1 word replies to every single thread in the forum. And then... silence.

and it's our job to ban them when they exceed 200 posts like that. :D
I won't even permit multiple posts that only include 1 pic, I'll tell them how to attach more than 1 pic but if they continue to ignore the advice

http://khayman.osnn.net/threadpics/banstick_lg.jpg

[RubberQueen]

My ban stick is sooooo bigger than yours :P

[zokah]

but mine has Ninja training :p
and I know how to make a smilie that pokes out the tongue :D

[nwwaguy]

Too many people race to 100 posts (me included) to get access and then don't contribute much. It is not unreasonable to expect people to contribute. Not everyone is going to be a huge contributor, but to ask a little of everyone should improve the quality for everyone.

[RubberQueen]

Dude did you forget i date a ninja it might rub off :P

nwwasguy its true but the limit has been raised to 500 posts :) Still a couple of posts a day gets you there fast.

[zokah]

Dude did you forget i date a ninja it might rub off :P

nwwasguy its true but the limit has been raised to 500 posts :) Still a couple of posts a day gets you there fast.


Don't forget who sorta got ya together (I'm still waiting for the booze) :p <<< you still don't know how to do it

and the bar has been set at 250 posts.......................for now :eek:

[ruther]

oh.. ill try to get into the vip..i have loads of porn and broadband :D

[Stupid]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i227/outlawtorn_2006/prod_143_9399.jpg

[nwwaguy]

Dude did you forget i date a ninja it might rub off :P

nwwasguy its true but the limit has been raised to 500 posts :) Still a couple of posts a day gets you there fast.

I know they changed it...to 250 for now...and I understand and support that. I was saying that over at the old site, when the limit was 100, it was a race to 100 and then most people stopped posting. I try to post now and then but I am as guilty as some too.

[problemwithfield]

Yeah it makes sense but at the same time if you were already there...

[zokah]

........then you shouldn't have stopped posting. Even if you'd said thanks for some of the efforts made by the uploaders in the VIP at the time you would have been at least close enuff to staying there and we would have been lenient to a bit of postwhoring to regain access

[Odin]

Sucks.

I used to have access in the past but after the forum/post reset I do not anymore >_<


Edit:

Wow.
My posts were at 0 _again_


Yippieyeahyoh

[Born Insane]

Seeing as it took you almost 4 months to figure out that you had been reduced I seem inclined to think it doesn't weigh terribly on your mind.
We had a thread when the forums moved in which post counts were restored to their original. Had you posted in that we would have restored your posts to what they were at the old forum.
Now... share some content.

[nwwaguy]

Seeing as it took you almost 4 months to figure out that you had been reduced I seem inclined to think it doesn't weigh terribly on your mind.
We had a thread when the forums moved in which post counts were restored to their original. Had you posted in that we would have restored your posts to what they were at the old forum.
Now... share some content.

Its a very good point, my posts were initially reset here, but I made a comment in the thread as soon as I arrived here and it was magically back to normal. Still, I have a little ways to go. ;)

[hausrocker]

where the hell is the thread with the guy who cut off his penis? and what exactly is the reason why the old board is offline? Did the "internet" complain about too much porn?

[Born Insane]

The forum needed to be updated to the newest platform so another domain was made for it as well. Just how it happened.
As for the mutilation thread... not here anymore. Google will save ya, and if it does... post it here!

[Stupid]

Fine, I'll post it. . .