het funnies

[toddwilkinson]

i miss the old funnies thread. i forgot who started it, but props to whom ever did! new FC, new funnies thread. :D

[toddwilkinson]

:) ..........................

[nUb0R]

lol...some of these are very funny :D

[hornydevil]

Hei,
I remember the second vid "Baghdad". It's from "Weekend at Bernie's"
Funny shit!

[hornydevil]

Kairyu,
The post of Fluffer/Gigolo could still be open when yopu return. Care for a change in profession?

[zokah]

He must have already taken the position, why else wouldn't he be here much?

here's a few that made me :)

[zokah]

a few more

[dougal]

ah the funnies1285

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[dougal]

here's some girls with nice tits

[dougal]

since BI noticed that I had posted these somewhere else as well, here's something else

[zokah]

Time for some more

[zokah]

I ain't finished

[zokah]

shit, hasn't anyone found a pic thats sorta funny in 2 weeks?

[zokah]

it's not that hard FFS!

[banshe27]

X-mass theme.

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[zokah]

A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange." The doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. The guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy."

So the doc figures this isn't the reason. He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress. But the guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch!"

So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer. He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I just sit at home, watch porn and eat Cheetos!"



Q/ Who is it?

[toddwilkinson]

sounds like me! :D

[zokah]

Chat up line comebacks

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat
slut.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck on my cock just
yet

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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my
car, I don't give a shit where you go.

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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!

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(CLASSIC!!!!)
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.

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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.

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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad
watches.

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Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.




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[zokah]

She was so blonde...

She got stabbed in a shoot-out.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

She told me to meet her at the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk'.

She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

She tried to drown a fish.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.

They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.

Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says 'sign here', she put 'Sagittarius.'

She asked for a price docket at the Dollar Store.

If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

She studied for a blood test... and failed.

She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

She thought she needed a ticket to get on Soul Train.

She sold the car for gas money.




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